Dear Mr. Cold Monster, I see you, lurking around the corner, using your evil little minions to start preparing the way with cool, rainy days. Why do you do this? Aren't you tired of being just a big mean cold blob? Seriously...you could easily go chill in Alaska or Washington State...or did you get confused? This is near Washington D.C...not the state of Washington. Buy a map and be gone.
Or you could convert ya know. Luke-Warm monster is much less intimidating and you would have more friends. Trees and flowers wouldn't play dead just to get away from you and birds wouldn't fly south for a few months to avoid you. Who knows, bears just might not take such long naps and actually come out and play.
Just giving you something to consider.
Thank you for your time.
P.S. If this happens again this year...I'm transferring south.
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