Random Night

In my world things are much more interesting. 

There was a random alien encounter on campus and now half the students can hover to class. And beavers are taking over for professors and professors are taking over for beavers. Chomping on wood and building dams. Important work... Maybe they'll hurry along the construction.

I discovered that my math professor really was some random person they picked up off the street and offered a job. She quickly accepted payment in the form of only cookies (a payment she increases by forcing students to bring more to her when their phone rings in class). This also explains her obsession with "wasting our money." It means nothing to her, the cookie queen scoffs at money. Dollar bills? What are they?

It's also true that my room is haunted. It's cool though, cause we are friends with Gus. He's a cool guy. Sleeps in the bathroom and holds my hairbrush... This explains why it was so cold and why both my roommate and I do odd stuff in our sleep. He's on vacation though. Backpacking in Europe.